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Casual Friday–It’s Funny Because It’s…Wait, That Just Makes It Creepy

We have a bizarre relationship with celebrities of both major and minor status.  Susan Lucci used to tell stories of the many people who would accost her (sometimes physically) on the street for something her character (Erica Kane) did on All My Children.  Erica was a conniving bitch for most of the show, so Ms. Lucci was often subject to the derision of her fanbase.  And, yes, these were her fans who were chiding her for the scripted actions of a soap opera character.  Mind you, Susan Lucci is an actress and had less creative control over her character than an ABC janitor (in the sense that Ms. Lucci was much less likely to walk past a late-night writers’ meeting and suggest a new twist (such as drunken cross-dressing alien competitive cyclists) to break the group writers’ block).

Anyway, my point is that people got very familiar with Erica Kane.  They saw her antics on TV every afternoon for thirty-one years.  If you remember that much of that time took place long before social media, that means they saw more of Lucci playing a character than they saw of their own parents or siblings, so, when they saw her on the street (which became increasingly rare) they felt like they knew her—not actress Susan Lucci, who was just a name to them, but Erica Kane.

I have tasted minor celebrity.  It’s weird (for me) and a little discomforting to be recognized for some of the community theater roles I’ve played, and even more so for my writing.  Luckily, it doesn’t happen often, but on the rare occasions when it does, it’s bizarre.  People have one of two reactions…they either geek out and get really shy and OMYGOD about it (I did this once at a convention when I met much more famous (and talented) comicker Jin Wicked—I’m pretty sure it creeped her out, for which I’m very sorry, because she seemed like a nice kid, and didn’t deserve to have a middle-aged fat guy being all weird at her table), or they immediately assume they’re my best friend because they happened to recognize me (or my name) from a thing I did, once.

Which brings us around to Steve.  Maritza Campos is an actual person who writes and draws the comic, CRFH (nee College Roomies from Hell!).  As I mentioned before, she announced her pregnancy at exactly the time that I was flailing around looking for some excuse to segue from the school to Scot’s house.  I took the opportunity to poke fun at people who believe that just because they know (of) somebody from the Internet, they believe they have some sort of connection.  This is one of those comics that would have been more funny had it been less true.

That being said, Ms. Campos’s comic is still around and still on its original run, so, if consistently funny drama and rapidly-improving art are your thing, you should pop over to CRFH.

Casual Friday—Steve’s Hopes, Crushed

So I was looking for some kind of segue out of school and back into the home life of Scot and Penny, when I came across a news item on Maritza Campos’ College Roomies from Hell comic that she was pregnant.  I viewed this as an opportunity for some creepy-funny internet stalking on Steve’s part.

Casual Friday—Catching Up

So, narcolepsy runs in my family, and, while I’ve never been diagnosed with the condition, I have had my share of wacky waking up moments.  Once I fell asleep driving my car in 288 at Angleton and didn’t wake up until I reached Highway 6.  Luckily, I did not kill myself or anyone else.  But I did need a new pair of pants when my eyes opened and I had to hit the breaks to not run a light on one of the busiest (and longest) roads in Texas.

Scot doesn’t have narcolepsy.  He just had a very long night.  Sometimes your just better of calling in sick.

Casual Friday–The Horror

This is just awful.  I can safely say that this is among my worst comics—possibly the worst, in terms of the artwork.  The hell of it is that panels 1 and 2 would be okay if I hadn’t done such a horrible job drawing Penny’s face.  And man, did I do a bad job.  She looks like she’s wearing some sort of horrifying spirit mask.

So, yeah, I said I was going to fix the really bad ones, but it turns out that those two panels are so integrated that the only way to fix them is to completely redraw them from scratch.  I’m working on it, but I wanted to keep to my every-Friday-update schedule, and I ran out of time.  I will eventually replace that one with the update, but not right now.  Right now, all I can say is that women, children and those with weak hearts (or stomachs) should feel free to scroll down without looking.

Casual Friday — Phone Knocking

So the advent of the cell phone brought with it the concept of phone knocking.  Here’s what happens:  Someone unexpectedly shows up at your door, might be telling you to click here to learn about Commercial door repair sacramento, instead of knocking, they call you on the phone to tell you they’re there.  This is disconcerting—even now—but in 2004, when this comic was posted, it was alarming.  For a while after cell phones became ubiquitous, the assumption remained that people called from landlines.  No really good reason for that except that human perceptions are slow to change.

Anyway, the phone knock, unlike other means of announcing your presence (the doorbell, the conventional knock, laying on your car horn like you’re an unsupervised five-year-old with no concept of “3am”), has (or had) the double whammy of allowing your victim to breathe easy for a few moments, thinking they had time to prepare for your arrival, before pulling the rug out from under them.

What I’m saying is, if you’re going to phone at all, phone when you’re about to leave, not when  your purse dog is doing his diddles in the petunias.