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The Money Pit

Although I’m personally very vocal about my dislike and distrust of the Affordable Care Act, I don’t think I’ve ever come out and stated my reasons for it.  The first, I have to admit, is resentment over how the nearly-one-thousand-page bill was passed through congress and shoved down Americans throats.  If you don’t remember, the first version was drafted within the first three months of Obama’s Presidency, with heavy input from pharmaceutical and hospital companies.  Then, for nearly two years, our congressmen and senators spent almost every waking moment telling us to roll over and take it, evading questions about what it really meant (they didn’t know, none of them read it), and assuring us that it was not—well, they assured us it was not a lot of things without actually telling us what it was; they were a lot like Muslims trying to describe God.  Finally, they passed the bill in an eleventh-hour session in 2010, just before a solid percentage of those who championed the bill found themselves out of work.  They had to cut deals with a Republican Senator to get the watershed vote, despite the Democrats holding a supermajority in the Senate (that’s right—all the talk about Republican obstructionism ignores the fact that at least one-fifth of Senate Democrats had listened to their constituents and voted against the bill).

So, yeah, I have an issue with that.  It seems like they took all their lawmaking lessons from the corrupt Senators in Mr Smith Goes to Washington.  But that isn’t the only reason I have issues.  I have deep personal issues with the individual mandate.  Forcing Americans to purchase a personal product has always been a problem for me.  Forcing Americans to invest in a financial instrument is beyond concerning to me, and make no mistake, insurance is a financial instrument.  In its purest form, insurance is a limited savings account that allows people to save money toward a crisis or an eventuality.  In its modern form, insurance is a lottery, a deadpool where you throw money and hope to god you never come up a winner, because winning that bet means something horrible has happened.  It’s no accident that prior to the ACA, the only form of insurance required by law in the United States was automotive liability insurance.  You have to have proof of your ability and willingness to meet your responsibilities if you accidentally cause harm to another person.  That is a reasonable requirement.  It is not reasonable to require people to pay into a money pool that really makes the problem worse.

Because lack of insurance has never been the problem with medical care in the United States.  Until very recently, all but catastrophic and chronic medical care were reasonably priced.  In fact you can track the insane inflation in medical treatment and tie it to the spread of insurance.  It’s a simple fact of economics: the more available something is, the less value it has.  Insurance made money for medical treatments ubiquitous, and thus, nearly valueless to the point that even minor treatments demanded huge sums.

And therein lies the actual problem with America’s medical industry, the problem that the ACA doesn’t even pretend to address.  The industry is awash in rampant inflation, monopolistic practices, and unregulated billing procedures.  Pharmaceutical companies blame the high price of medications on research and development, but they fail to mention that the “development” part of that phrase is mostly multi-billion dollar ad campaigns designed to convince the credulous that they have a condition that can be treated by the company’s designer drug.

Anyone who’s ever had to visit a hospital in the past ten years can tell you that their billing practices are insane.  Heck, my last visit to a hospital was nearly twenty years ago, and I remember one charge on my bill fairly clearly:  $35 for a disposable stapler (for stapling my cut ankle shut).  Except that it had presumably been run through an autoclave before being sealed in plastic, there was no difference between this stapler and a five-dollar desk stapler available at the grocery store.  It even said “Swingline” on the side.  And that was when Insurance payment caps had teeth.

My daughter went to a local hospital (a “charity” hospital that does several billion dollars of business every year and profits so well that they have built multi-million dollar, full-service “branch” hospital throughout the area) for an outpatient procedure.  The hospital billed her for the amount the insurance company refused to pay.  Then she received bills from a whole slew of hospital subcontractors.  For nearly a year, she was receiving new bills from companies and individuals she had no idea had been even marginally involved in her procedure.  Some of them didn’t even bother to bill her, but went straight to a collection agency without notifying her that she “owed” them money.

That’s how people go bankrupt and end up homeless due to medical bills.  And before you business apologists start on a rant about high malpractice insurance rates, let me assure you that those rates are high not because of litigation abuse, but because there are an amazing number of truly AWFUL doctors who continue to practice medicine despite having a body count higher than a Jason Statham movie.

And the shame of it is that the ACA doesn’t even address these issues.  Nowhere is reasonable, or even standardized pricing for medical care addressed in any portion of the act that claims in its very title to be all about Affordable Care.  Pharmaceutical and medical technology companies get a pass.  Hospital conglomerates get a pass.  Even the insurance companies get a bone in the guarantee of millions of new customers.

And the problem gets worse because you can’t stop the fiduciary abuses of the entities responsible for making our healthcare system untenable by throwing more money at them. Get a  lot of money and start to learn about vape franchise opportunities. That’s like punishing a schoolyard bully by making all the other kids give him their candy and lunch money.  But that’s what the ACA does.  It makes more money available for drugs that treat almost nothing (and have a laundry list of insane side effects), for hospitals that gut the unwell (then throw the carcass of their accounts to the crows), and for bureaucrats, both public and private, who have no other honest means of making a buck.

Call it the ACA.  Call it Obamacare.  It doesn’t matter.  It’s abominable, and it needs to be repealed.

Vanity, thy name is unpublished author

As many of you don’t know, I’ve been publishing short stories on a free-to-read website under the pseudonym, “Kyrie Hobson,” since 2004.  Well, on a lark, I collected the best four of those stories into a single volume that is now available on Kindle.  Go buy it.  Or don’t.  Your call.

UpDate:  Forgot to mention that I published the book under my real name, Brett Hainley, and not a pseudonym.

Casual Friday—Spelling

There are a couple of single-panel comics scattered throughout the run of Casual Notice.  They mostly occur when I didn’t have enough action to justify multiple panels, as with this one.  I decided early on that we would never see any of Scot’s students.  A teacher’s relationship with his students is an odd one under the best of circumstances.  In most cases, public school teachers see any given student for one-to-six hours, five days a week, for maybe nine months, if they’re lucky.  That you so often hear of the profound effect that good teachers have on people’s lives speaks more to the insane devotion and skill of good teachers than it does to the potential for damage done by mediocre and bad ones.

Think about it, a teacher’s influence amounts to about 26 days of your life, and that influence is divided between 20 to 40 other people.  So let’s be generous and say that a teacher can reasonably devote a single day to a given student.  Yet some teachers are so good at what they do, or care so much about the students they’re charged with instructing, that that single day shines in the student’s memory for thirty years or more.  It changes the direction of lives, and rewrites history.

Think about that the next time someone bitches about teachers’ unions but doesn’t say a word about the insane salaries paid to upper-level administrators.

Anyway, I decided not to show the students, because I expected the comic to run a few years (it ran five) and I had no intention of letting any of the students become strip regulars.  These were AP kids, and the odds that they would be slouching around school for six years (as in Head of the Class) were pretty slim.

Heresy by Deed

I’ll be honest:  I’m glad that Bradley Manning was acquitted on the charge of Treason.  I’m also glad that he’s going to jail for his irresponsible release of sensitive army files.  He endangered lives and operations; some of the documents he forwarded to Julian Assange included information from which troop placements and movements could have been derived, and that is criminal.  He is not, however, a traitor.  The fact is that no one can be a traitor under US law, because we are not engaged in a declared war.  We have not been in a war since 1945.

“What about Korea and Vietnam?” you ask.  Not wars.  Police actions, the same with every military action taken by American soldiers in the last sixty-eight years.  We’re not even in a military engagement at this time.  Our soldiers are simply occupying territory (a concept that is much more dangerous than actual warfare, since they are subject to attack from unknown quarters).  Just as you can’t be a traitor without a war (or at least a rebellion) you can’t have a war without a Congressional Declaration of War.  Period.

So he’s not a traitor, but I hesitate to call him a whistleblower.  While the data he sent to WikiLeaks did contain a surprising amount of evidence regarding US military abuses that had been handled summarily or swept under the rug, they did not justify the bulk of the classified information he sent.  The military can count themselves lucky that Assange cherry-picked the items that were published in WikiLeaks and didn’t just dump the whole chowder.

Speaking of Assange, by what right is the US pursuing a foreign national living on foreign soil for violating a US law?  I know our government has nursed a few black eyes due to documents published on WL, but tough shit.  Unless the Department of Justice is ready to turn everyone over to North Korea who’s called Kim Jong Un (and his father and grandfather) as crazy as a bag of cats, we don’t really have a leg to stand on (especially in light of recent revelations regarding our own intelligence-gathering activities).

Which, of course, brings us around to the source of those revelations, Edward Snowden.  As I write this, President Obama is in a giant snit about Russia’s decision to grant Snowden provisional asylum.  He even cancelled a summit meeting with Russian president Vladimir Putin.  Now, if you’re old enough to remember the Fall of the Berlin Wall, I want you to pause and think about this a moment.  Did you even in your life conceive of a time when an American President would cancel a meeting with a Russian President because the Russians refused to deliver an American dissident for prosecution?  If you were born on the day the Soviet Army upheld the popular mandate that the Supreme Soviet had tried to ignore, you could not rent a car on the day that our President gave the late Leonid Brezhnev a run for his dissidence-suppressing money.

And if it was only Snowden, who, admittedly released a lot of classified information, that would be bad enough.  President Obama—the man who, on the day before his inauguration, swore that his Administration would be the most transparent in decades—has passed his entire Presidency pursuing and discrediting whistleblowers of all sorts.  The ink was barely dry on his Oath of Office, when Obama’s administration summarily fired Inspector General Gerald Walpin for doing his job (investigating and ensuring the prosecution of an Obama crony who was mishandling government grant funds in hilarious ways).

The Obama Administration has prosecuted more people for violations of the 1917 Espionage Act (the law that makes leaks of classified and sensitive government information illegal) than all other previous administrations combined.  This while openly and arrogantly violating the Constitution (by murdering American citizens without due process), international law (the insertion of the Stuxnet virus into Iranian computer systems comes immediately to mind) and plain common sense (“I could have been Trayvon”  really, Mr. President?  Did you forget your oath to uphold the Constitution, including its provisions regarding a fair and just trial?).  This, then, is the “new dedication to transparency.”

I have friends who are afraid that Obama is turning America into a Soviet-Style Socialist state.  I don’t have such high hopes.  President Obama has already turned the White House into a Chicago Ward Office.  Any day now, the text on the Great Seal will be changed from “E Pluribus Unum” to “Snitches get Stitches.”

Oh My God, Get Over Yourself

There is a petition out, I guess it’s on President Obama’s lame-duck relevance site, “Change .Org”, to destroy the Confederate Monument at Stone Mountain, Georgia.  Like everything else that reminds people that the Civil War was a thing, the Stone Mountain Memorial pisses people off because it reminds people that the Civil War and slavery were things in American History, and, specifically, in Georgian History.  Not that Georgia needed any reminders; only the tech boom and Atlanta’s lax enforcement of zoning codes allowed the state to crawl out from the rubble left behind by Sherman’s March to the Sea 120 years earlier.

So, yeah, the Stone Mountain Memorial, which was paid for with private money and built on private land (which was subsequently donated to the Stat of Georgia) is a horrible affront to everyone who thinks…I’m not sure…slavery something, and we could probably work in a “worse than Hitler.”  Of course, if we’re going to blast that off the Mountain, we should probably give the hairy eye to a few other large monuments around the country.  The San Jacinto Monument, the Goliad Memorial, and the Alamo, all mark events in the Texas Revolution—an event that was (according to some modern historians) an obvious land grab by the US in order to expand slavery (never mind that Texas won that war on its own and wasn’t even permitted to join the Union until 5 years later with the promise that the newly admitted state would handle its own debts), knock ’em down…put up a Gap or something.  Mount Rushmore sits on land formerly sacred to certain Souix (okay, Souix is a generalized term that means “enemy,” but there is no other word that encompasses the many Algonquin tribes that ruled the northern plains in the eighteenth and early nineteenth centuries), and the nearby Crazy Horse Memorial is insulting (Native American cultures consider it an insult to point with their fingers, and more so that he’s using his left arm).  I could go on, but I won’t.  Basically, if you have a petition and enough dynamite, there’s apparently a lot of work to be done.

I have safe money that a large number of the organizers and signatories of this petition were among the voices telling people to “get over it” when the hubbub surrounding the Islamic Cultural Center near Ground Zero occurred.  That is, of course, neither here nor there.  Hypocrisy is a problem in America, and in human culture in general, but it is not the focus of today’s article.  Today, we’re going to talk about offense.

Now, I’m not one of those people who subscribes to the erroneous notion that offense can only ever be taken.  Some words and actions are so foul that they can be nothing but offensive.  Most states have a “fighting words” defense, so the law sort of bears me out, since “fighting words,” means that there are some things that can be said for which there is no reasonable response except to beat the speaker like an old drum.

To be fair, “fighting words” are pretty clearly defined, and, in most cases, come within spitting distance of actual assault (a credible verbal threat of bodily harm).  So it’s not like “Yo’ Momma” jokes can be considered fighting words.

But are they, by their nature offensive?  On the off-chance that your mother is actually so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house, I’m going to say, that some people may take offense, but that, while insulting, the statement itself is not offensive.  At least no more offensive than Lucky the Leprechaun, that obsessive little sugar addict who’s been the primary representative of Irish-American Culture for the last fifty years.  Let us, then, look at the SMM and determine what about it makes it offensive.

The Stone Mountain carving depicts three men on horseback, pictured from about the waist up (Lee, in the forefront, is shown from the knee up), facing east.  All three men are sad, and even a little regretful, when one studies their features.  From left to right, they are, Jefferson Davis, Robert E. Lee, and Thomas “Stonewall” Jackson.  J.E.B. Stuart is not depicted shaking his fist in defiance and rallying his newly-formed Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, nor is there any depiction of the horrifying destruction wrought on the State of Georgia by Sherman’s strategically-necessary scorched-earth policy.  For a United Daughters of the Confederacy project, the Monument is remarkably subdued:  just three regretful men, looking east.

So, it is not, in and of itself, offensive.  Its presence on the mountain and the sad looks presented on the faces of its subjects can be interpreted in ways that might be considered offensive by some, but it is not even in the same league, in terms of intrinsic inappropriateness, with Aunt Jemima or the Cleveland Indians mascot.  Heck, it’s not even as intrinsically offensive as the use of the Swastika, and that was a good luck symbol for a thousand years before the Nazis painted it with hatred and murder.

The thing is, if we want to remain a free society, we have to stop thinking with our guts, our hearts and our genitals, and re-learn how to think with our heads.  It’s stupid to get our panties in a wad every time we see or hear something that we personally find offensive, but it’s easy.  Freedom isn’t easy; it requires work and thought.  To be a responsible member of a free society, you have to take the two seconds necessary to look at things from someone else’s perspective.  You have to ask yourself, “Is this meant to be offensive, or did I just get my back up, because it struck the wrong chord in me?”

The US population is a mix of every culture present on the planet, and we must keep ourselves aware that things we may view as offensive may be seen as harmless to others.  When someone wishes you “Happy Holidays,” they are not trying to eradicate your god or undermine your faith.  It’s not racist to say that you think the President is set on a dangerous course, no matter who that President is.  The Islamic Cultural Center in New York was not planned as a Tea Bag for the Ground Zero victims, and the UDC did not commission the SMM as a big “Fuck You!” to anyone.

Get over it.  Very few people do or say anything specifically to piss you off.  Most of the time they aren’t thinking about you at all, but have their own concerns instead.  Save the uproar for something worth the effort.