I swear to god I'm not making any of this up.
Giant blowup cowboy—Lufkin, TX
Giant blowup gorilla in a polkadot dress—outside Texarkana
Giant plaster bearded guy—Linwood, NC
Water tower painted like a giant peach—Gaffney, SC
Giant red plaster crawfish—New Orleans pasta bar
8-9 foot tall mechanically moving swamp thing covered
in spanish moss—Orange, TX (swamp tours/airboat rides co.)
Giant blowup gorilla wearing jams—Vidor, TX
Fifty-four mph speed limit sign—Dallas, TX
Giant blowup Pennzoil bottle—Atoka, OK
Mini-Storage advertising "Special--Catfish
Dinner"—Huntington, AR
Giant blowup Dr. Pepper Can—Nacogdoches, TX
Giant blowup Alien dressed a business suit (no
briefcase, though) -- Spring, TX
Giant blowup panda with "Congrats OU grads"
across its chest -- Norman, OK
Concrete brontosaurus -- Edmond, OK
House built into hill, so roof is the top of the hill
-- El Dorado, KS
Giant blowup blue donkey -- Ozark, MO
Motorized plaster miner who appear to be masturbating
- Idaho Falls, CO
Mechanized indian boy playing tom-toms with what
appear to be maracas - Denver, CO
Giant blowup Merlin with crystal ball -- Syracuse, UT
Giant blowup dinosaurs (three) -- Salt Lake City, UT
Indian trading posts - one with standing 10' indian
statue and one with sitting 10' indian statue
Giant blowup sitting indian -- Heber City, UT
Plaster House—Marshall, TX
Crystal Computers/Mike's Diesel Repair—Ashdown, AR
GODBEHERE Lumber—Hot Springs, AR
Chipmunk Hollow Interiors—Sperryville, VA
Babcock-Phillips "America's Finest
Hassocks"—Richmond, VA
Cheap Date Moving—Atlanta, GA
Mike's Barber Shop and Satellite—Tushka, OK
Toot -n- Scoot—Caddo, OK
Dumb N Dumber Remodeling—Wells, TX
Massingill's Meat Market—Lufkin, TX
Just Caskets - Alamosa, NM
True Grits - Alamosa, NM